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This course examines the consequences of when humans and animals are not on the same page. Participants will practice confidently explaining things to pets, farm animals, and wildlife while being completely misunderstood. Topics include speaking at the wrong moment, using the wrong tone with total confidence, and maintaining authority when no one is listening. The class emphasizes embracing confusion, misplaced certainty, and the strangely satisfying act of finishing a sentence after the animal has already walked away.

Instructor: Dr. Cantalot
Dr. Cantalot is the long-standing nemesis of Dr. Dolittle and a vocal opponent of animal communication in all forms. He is best known for his decades-long crusade to ensure animals never understand his intentions. With a career built on mutual confusion, Dr. Cantalot brings unmatched experience in being ignored, misunderstood, and confidently incorrect.